sábado, 18 de dezembro de 2010

2 heads are better than one. Or maybe not.

Olha o que um dos vets achou dentro de uma vaca.

E estava vivo qd o agricultor se pos a fazer o parto.
 Qd o vet chegou estava uma cabeca e as duas maos fora e ninguem percebia porque e' que o vitelo nao saia.


Um final menos feliz, dado que o vitelo saiu morto (mesmo que estivesse vivo tinha de ser abatido) e mae tb teve ser abatida devida ao extremo estado de exaustao - sim, pq isto saiu pelo canal cervical, nao foi feita cesariana.



(photo by Charlie, LLM)

Frio frio e mais frio

Ora aqui estao as previsoes para a proxima semana. :)

Que feliz que estou por trabalhar outdoors.

sábado, 2 de outubro de 2010

GB é o pior país da Europa para se viver

Um estudo revelou que apesar dos salários altos, a Grã-Bretanha é o pior país da Europa para se viver. Entre outras causas estão:
- muitas horas de trabalho semanal
- poucos dias de férias / feriados
- elevados preços de comida e combustiveis
- poucas horas de sol
- idade de reforma mais tardia


Considerando tudo isto, a França e Espanha foram considerados os países melhores para se viver.

Como é que ninguém mencionou a comida?

terça-feira, 29 de junho de 2010

Amsterdan

I had a big shock when I arrived yesterday. Because you get out of the Central Station and in front of you is the city buzzing with people, cars, trams and of course bikes.

Now, bikes in Amsterdan are a big thing. They ride fast and furiously here and you need to be very carefull not to be killed by one of them. In fact, Dutch bikers have a point system for turists that they can mown:
- 5 points for people with a confused look
- 10 points for someone with a map
- 20 points for someone in a guided tour

The higest point in Amsterdam is 1,3 metres above sea, so riding a bike here is perfect. And everyone has one, and they are all crap. Most of them don't even have gears or brakes, with explains a lot about the way they ride. And why do they have such crap bikes? Because every 37s a bike is stollen and sold in the black market. It's said that if you live in Amsterdam for 16 years you'll have own the same bike twice.
Aklso there's a very popular "sport" here, sponsored by the beer Heineken: get drunk, find an unattached bike and trow it to the canals. Every year there's 25 thousand of bikes removed from the canals.

Ok, enough of bikes, let go to the good stuff: Red light district.
Well, it all started because the cheeky priests wanted to have their mistresses close, so they put them in houses just by the Old Church.
So a neighbourhood of prostituition began. Also, this was very handy for the sailors, that after spending months in the sea surrounded my men, wanted some "relief". And after the physical relief, they just needed to cross the street and pray (and pay) for forgiveness. Now, priests are not stupid and they saw a golden business oportunity here: imagine you're a sailor set to depart tomorrow at 4am but you want a big party before and the church only opens att 9h. There were this "vouchers" you could buy to cleanse your soul for sins you were thinking in doing. Well, lets just say that the little "Old Church" went from a wooden hut to a freaking big building in a few years.

As you know, nowadays everything is legal, secure, etc. The ladies in the street are self employed and stuff. And the oldest lady working there has 83 years old. She's so good, that she doesn't need to show herself in a window (thank god), there's a very big waiting list. Apparently experience does count.

All the girls I've seen here are pretty bad, they make Linda Reis look like Miss Playboy (inside joke for the portuguese people). But they told me there's an elite street with top notch girls - haven't found it.


Weed. You can feel the smell in loads of places. But it's not as straightforward as you think. It's forbiden to own, sell or smoke weed. Only licenced coffee shops can sell it, and only 5g at a time. Advertising is forbiding as also selling it in the streets. You basically have to smoke it in the coffee shops. Magic mushrooms were forbiben in 2008 after a girl with psycological issues commited suicide after being high. But they allow selling of the stuff that they already had before the incident. Since no-one know how much mushrooms there was, it's still being sold with a 2007 date.

There's a lot more of cool stuff about the city, like there's public urinols and piss deflectors to prevent people from pissing in the walls...

How do I know so much stuff?: no, I haven't been studying, I went on a tour.

I'm in love with the Dutch attitude, the city, and all. It's such a great place. You real need to soak the spirit in you. You come out much more tolerant.

P.S. When I come back i'll do a proper blog with pics. I'm just doing this as a diary and for a certain someone don't think I'm dead. In fact I'm not expecting that anyone appart from let's say...2 people read it.

segunda-feira, 28 de junho de 2010

Brussels II

First of all i must manifest my disagreement with the following fact>

- Lipton Ice Tea is sparkling. Not happy!

I found out a 'azulejo' of Fernando Pessoa in a metro station here. So cool.

Well, on 27th I went to see Bruges. AMAZING liitle town, just perfect. I meet 2 portuguese there and we spent all lunch suffering with the brits and germans that where watching the game. And the waiters too, so we were not being served. Men!!!

Today 28th I arrived to Amsterdan, very different from Brussels, but nice. They really exploit the drugs and sex concept here and they make a lot of merchandising of it. I wanted to buy some handcuffs but they're so weak, that I was afraid to break them. Hihihi.

Well, there's loads to see here (by bike of course)> Ann Frank's House, Madame Tussaud, Rembrant museum and stuff that I can't pronunce.

I was offered some Marijuana, by a creepy employer of the museum. Ahahaha, like if.

Well, there's a free guide trip tomorrow that I'm gona use. And now, my time is getting over, so I'm heading to the red district to see the famous ladies in the window.

domingo, 27 de junho de 2010

Interrail - Brussels

Ok, this is beeing writen while I'm in hostel, so I have only 9 min of net. I'm not going to upload anything now.

Ok,Brussels:
- crazy drivers: no one respects zebras
- wierd mix of cultures: belgians don't live here, only foreigners, so everyone speaks a mixof french/dutch/italian/spanish. the more you mix, the better.
- they have beautifull buildings side by side with new clean architectonic mostruosities - people don't care really.
- 3 kinds of stablishments: chocolatiers, gofres/fries shops, beer shops. Excellent diet this people have.

The weather here is amazing, we can actually sleep all night long with the window open.

I have a new friend: my roomate is the cuttest south corean girl who's travelling alone around europe, for 2 months. Crazy girl. Her english is appalling, so we basically mime. :)


There's a portuguese corner here with a Fernando Pessoa Statue and everything but I don't know if i'll have time to see it.

Well, that all for now. Big Kisses

quarta-feira, 14 de abril de 2010

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:

 

Blatantly stolen from another forum...











segunda-feira, 22 de março de 2010

Eu estou no Street View do Google maps

Todo o Reino Unido está agora sob o sistema Street View da Google maps...incluindo eu...


Ver mapa maior


Isto foi tirado quando eu vivia em Andover, estou ali num canto a descarregar o carro. Se fizerem zoom podem ver os overalls no carro e o Wellies bag da EJ.

:)

quinta-feira, 18 de março de 2010

JK Wedding

O video da entrada na igreja mais visto de sempre: quase 50 milhoes de visitas no YouTube. É fácil perceber porquê.

quarta-feira, 13 de janeiro de 2010

Como os ingleses lidam com o mau tempo

Resposta: Não lidam, comportam-se exactamente da mesma maneira. Ora vejam as fotos:


You're going out like that???????

segunda-feira, 11 de janeiro de 2010

Mau tempo no UK

Não se fala de outra coisa: neve, gelo…caos. Escolas fechadas, acidentes a toda a hora, pessoas sem electricidade, avisos para não sair de casa.

 

As estradas estão bem manhosas, o Clio tem estado a aprender patinagem artistica e as coisas vão bem melhores.

 

Vou por aqui umas fotos para voces que estão ai em casa terem uma noção do que aqui se passa (ou melhor, passou, porque agora pelo menos as máximas já estão à volta de 0 ou 1ºC, o que significa mais uns 5 graus que nos ultimos dias.

 

Frozen sea

8 de Janeiro, com temperaturas de -12ºC no sul de inglaterra, o mar gelou. (aquilo é gelo, não é espuma). Na escócia registavam-se -21ºC.

 

Portanto…gelou o mar e gelaram tb

Frozen canal

os canais fluviais

 FRozen lake

Lagos (@ Londres – gente muito corajosa aquela)

Frozen waterfall

cascatas

Frozen fountain

fontes (@ Birmingham)

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Há muitos acidentes na estrada. Olha para o piso tão gelado que está.

Police crash

Isto, não parece, mas é uma estrada nacional, o que é equivalente ás nossas autoestradas (2 faixas). Ora, estes carros ficaram presos numa fila de 70 km durante umas 15 horitas. Muitos passaram a noite nos carros, outros lixaram-se para a coisa e deixaram os carros na estrada e foram a pé.

trapped cars

 

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Mas nem tudo são tristezas, há sempre os malucos do costume que se aproveitam da situação.

Os miudos que ficaram com 3 semanas de férias gozaram a neve á brava.

Outros decidiram gozar o tempo de outra maneira:

BikiniGirlsSnowballFight

Luta na neve em bikini – isto não é foto montagem. Só mesmo aqui!!!!!!

 

Frozen soldiers

Estes soldados….pois n sei muito bem o que estão a fazer, mas parece-me uma praxe um bocadinho extrema.

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E a foto do mês: os meerkats debaixo de lâmpadas aquecedoras improvisadas no zoo. Tão lindos!!!

Warm meerkats

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